P'ninim 06

Thursday, January 04, 2007

OFFICIAL SHIDDUCH APPLICATION

For Boychiks (see below for Meidlech)
1.NAME (last, first)
a. On license #1_________ c. On credit cards___________
b. On license #2_________ d. Real Name_________________
2. Address
_________Boro Park _________"Just outside of Boro Park"
_________Flatbush _________"Just outside of Flatbush"
(if not New York, gay avech!)
3. Telephone Number(s)
a. Listed____________ d. Car phone_________________
b. Unlisted__________ e. Beeper____________________
c. Fax_______________ f. Shoe phone________________
4. Date of Birth
a. On license # 1 _________ c. On birth certificate _________
b. On license # 2 _________ d. Real date of birth _________
5. Height
a. With Borsalino _________ b. Without Borsalino _________
6. Weight
a. with keys _________ b. Without Keys _________
7. Type of Yarmulka
a. Velvet __ c. Knitted (Pepsi-Cola capsize) ___
b. Suede (Leather) ___ d. Other (explain) _______________________
8. Tzitzis Worn
a. in ___ c. "sometimes in sometimes out" ___
b. out ___ d. "sometimes out sometimes in" ___
9. Yeshiva presently attending _________
a. Lakewood_____ b. Other (Don't bother specifying
10. If you checked "other" by #9 fill in the date of
earliest probable enrollment in Lakewood: __/__/__
11. Where did you learn in Israel?
__ The Mir __ Richie's Pizza
__ Brisk (Any one) __ Yeshivat Rechovot (which Rechov _______)
__ Merkaz Hatorah __ Traveling yeshivah boychik
__ Did not learn in Israel __ Did not go to Israel
12. Second Language (you may check more than one)
__ Yiddish __ Polish
__ Hebrew __ English
__ Hungarian __ Other_______________________
13. College(s) Attended (you may check more than one)
__ Brooklyn College __ Y.U.
__T ouro College __ Darkei Noam
__ United Talmudical Acadamy __ Lakewood Credits
13. Planned occupation
__ Accountant __ Kollel
__ Actuary __ Lawyer
__ Computers __ "My wife will support me"
__ Diamonds __ Work for Father-in-law
__ Doctor __ Open a Shteeble
14. ____Please check here if you know what an actuary is.
15. Value of real estate owned by Father:
__ Less than $500,000
__ Between $1,000,000 and $3,000,000
__ Between $500,000 and $1,000,000
__over $10,000,000
16. Income declared by Father (on the Books)
__ $9,000 __ $10,000
__ $9,500 __ $10,500
17. What kind of shas would you like?
__ P'ninim ( ___ Microscopic __ Large set) __ Mid-sized set
__ The enormous set with yellow cover
__ Mid-sized with English translation __ Used set
__ "I'll take the cash"
18. Looking for someone from
__ Prospect Park __ B.J.J.
__ B.Y.A. __ Brooklyn College
__ B.Y.H.S Other ______________
Submit 2 recent color photograph with this RESUME.......
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For office use only
REJECTED:
ACCEPTED:
Evaluation:
___ Schmendricks ___ Schlamazle
___ F'nageler ___ Hot Guy, call my relatives
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OFFICIAL SHIDDUCH APPLICATION For Meidlechs
1. Name (the one used in school).________________________
2. Address:
__Boro Park __Just outside of Boro park
__Flatbush __Just outside of Flatbush
3. Telephone number:
__ At home of parents ____________________________
__ Where you usually sleep __________________________
4. Age (before shadchan twists it just a bit)________
5. Height: ____ With heels:_____ With flats:_____
6. Weight (before you go on a crash diet) _______
7. Eye color:
before contact lenses ___________ after contact lenses ____________
8. Did you go to every shiur on lotion hora and hisoriruse in your local neighborhood.
If not, why ? ___________________
9. Where did you attend seminary ?
B.J.J.__________ Other __ (Don't bother explaining)
10. Are you planning on going to college ? ____(if yes don't continue this application)
11. What do you want your husband to do.
__ Kollel __ Talmid Chuchum
__ sit and learn __ Other
Explain _______________
12. When married will you be:
__ A housewife who will clean, cook good meals and not spend a lot of your husbands money.
__ what is said above and better __ a JAP
13. Does your father work in:
__ Real Estate
___ Doctor
___ Lawyer
___ Jewelry
__ Other (Specify _____________ )
14. What is your fathers income ?
on books _______________
off books _______________
15. Will your Father support your husband? ____ (if not, are you really serious about getting married?)
16 . How much money did you save up for marriage? ___________
17. Looking for a boy from:
_____ Lakewood ____ Chaim Berlin
_____ Brisk _____ Mir (Eretz Yisroel)
18. If times get rough will you be an understanding wife, by realizing that you may no longer spend money on any clothes, jewelry, or fancy unnecessary chazirie that will put him in bankruptcy? ______
19. You must submit a recent photo (without any trick digital photography done to spruce it up).
______________________________________________
----------------------FOR OFFICE USE ONLY---------------
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REJECTED:
ACCEPTED:
Evaluation:
___ Zaftig ___ Zchloob
___ Miss Fit ___ Wow!, Make date for tonight!

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